Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are the real heroes of reality television.
Sure, Kim has Kanye and North. She also has a Vogue cover. But there’s no denying that Kourtney has the cutest kids on all of reality television and Khloe just tells it like it is all day long. I’d like to thank Kourtney and Khloe for providing me with all the laughs that a boy could need.
My motto for everything.
We don’t want no drama!
Confidence is key.
First thing’s first, I’m the realest.
Always go for the theatrics.
Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.
Bye, bitches!
