Sometimes I wonder if I am Good or Evil. Some people would consider peeing on your lesbian friend’s head when you realize she has tripped and fallen EVIL. Some people might even say that stealing your friend’s phone and texing his boyfriend “I love you” after only 2 months in an effort to cause tension and break them up is EVIL. These things just seem awesome to me, but I am open minded enough to accept that maybe my barometer of awesomeness is off and I am actually a complete asshole.
But in a lot of ways I feel like the people in my life that actually know me consider me a good friend–who will try and pull his head out of his ass for 15 minutes if they ever need a talk or a favor. I am wracking my brain to think of other things I do that one would consider GOOD but I got nothin.
This isn’t about me though. Do you think that people are generally good or evil? Because even with all the things I do that I consider GOOD, if I dig deep enough I can find a selfish motivation. And with all the things I do that I consider EVIL, if I think about it I can find some measure of humor or awesomeness. So it leaves me wondering if upon my deathbed I will be sipping champagne and watching porn in Heaven, or drinking roofies and shooting porn in Hell.
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