I’d just like to send a giant, warm batch of congratulations to the Gloganvlog team for breaking this news:
Earlier this week Massachusetts cranberry farmers reported that this year’s cranberry harvest far exceeded expectations! It is great to finally hear some good news as it seems nowadays that everyone is focused on the negative; whether it’s about the economy, terrorists, or Oprah’s failing television network. Well turn that frown upside down friends; you can rest easy knowing that the cranberries will be plentiful!
Partygoers and alcoholics alike rejoiced when they heard the fantastic news as that favorite mixer would now be available at a reduced price. It is a proven scientific fact that individuals under the influence tend to spend more money. This increase in spending will significantly boost the economy and will finally bring an end to the recession – praise be the cranberry for it will deliver us from the darkness and bring us into the light. My hat goes off to you cranberry famers of America for you have saved us all.
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