If you are like me, you have intense chest issues with the fact that your gargantuan breasts rest on each other at night like teenagers grinding at a sock-hop (the only difference being that my breasts can’t give each other Herpes – I assume). Kiss all your sleeping woes goodbye, because the awe-inspiring inventors at Paramus Community College have brought us Kush – nocturnal boobie separator. Here is the exchange that went down when we discussed this invention in the office:
Ashley- Omg I really need one of these.
Bryce- Why don’t you just use one of your dildos?
Gary – Yeah, the vibrations might actually feel good and contribute to heart health.
Ashley – I think I am going to get the Ebony one.
Bryce – Why don’t you just use a can of black beans?
Gary – Or in your case, an empty whiskey bottle?
