Goose Attacks a Five Year Old Girl, and it Goes Viral

Written by Gary

Goose attacks a five-year-old girl.

A five-year-old Texas girl was nearly murdered by a goose, and the internet can’t stop laughing.

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I just wrote a post a few weeks ago about animal rapists (meaning animals that rape other animals), and now I am writing about goose attacks. Does anyone else think that animals are finally getting their revenge on human carnivores everywhere?

A five-year-old girl named Summer was recently attacked by a fucking goose in Texas, and her charming brother Stevie recorded it all and shared it to Twitter with the caption: “Summer got attacked by a duck today & the pictures our neighbor got of it happening make me laugh so hard.”

Since then, the pics have been retweeted more than 48,000 times.

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Apparently its okay to laugh, because Summer was chasing the goose, and went after it’s gosling, so the mother goose was only being territorial. Also, nobody was injured, so it’s all in good, clean, internet fun, right? WRONG.

This goose attack is only the beginning. I’m telling you, the animals of the world are planning a rebellion. It won’t be long before Planet of the Apes becomes a reality. Oh wait, it technically already did. #Evolution.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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