Looking for a Hamptons helicopter service? Duh, who isn’t?
I mean, why the fuck not? I have been invited to The Hamptons on several occasions, but always balked at the 2-3 hour ride. At least when you go to Fire Island there is a promise of heavy drinking, jacuzzis, and gay sex at the end of the Rainbow. If I wanted to spend a 6 hour round trip just to have a relaxing weekend brunch and wear khaki shorts to the beach, I would just shoot myself in the head, instead.
However, if the trip were shortened to under an hour, I might consider making the jaunt.
Partnered with Liberty Helicopter, Blade is a phone app that allows Hamptons-going New Yorkers the ability to get to and from The Hamptons in around an hour. The service costs between $600-900, but they offer you complimentary wine in sippy cups, and the flight attendants are called Blade Babes, which is really clever, or whatever.
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Clients range from trust fund brats to celebrities and financial tycoons, and you can even charter out your own helicopter through the service, and sell off the remaining seats.
Basically, if you have the money, and want some cutesy Instagrams to show your social circles how much money you make, download Blade today. You might still be able to fit in one more weekend trip before Mother Nature fucks us all, yet again.
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