Ok, I know “kosherist” isn’t a word, but it should be after seeing all this. Why some people feel the need to invent this stuff is clearer than gefilte fish on challah bread. It’s awesome. I don’t know about you, but as soon as I saw how happy this Weimerheimer looked in his little yarmulke, I knew I had to get it for my Shar Pei. My dog bleeds the juice of 17 Etrogs!
If you want to go “above and beyond” and give your dog some facial hair to go with his brand new tallit and yarmulke, the makers of Humunga Stache have created a dog toy to give your dog that bangin’ stache to fit right in for only $12!! Goooooooo Judaism!!!!
So when do you do the Bark Mitzvah? 13 human years or in dog years? Mazel Tov Fido.