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Heidi Montag vs Joan Rivers: Who Wins?

Written by Bryce

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We know you’ve all been wondering lately which fake blond is more fake, and if you haven’t, you are now.  The answer, obviously, is just hard to get to.

So which is it? Heidi or Joan?  Well, the answer is pretty clear to me.  Heidi, at 23 has had over 10 major procedures, while Joan didn’t even start until she was well into her 40’s.  At the rate Heidi is going, she’s sure to eclipse Joan by 30.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

2 Comments

  • At least Joan’s hilarious and has actual talent. I was reading something that said Heidi now looks more like one of the Real Housewives of OC then a twenty something girl. She looked better before all the surgeries.