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House Spotting: I’m on a Boat, Y’all!

Written by Elizabeth Mitchell

Straight floatin’ on a boat on the deep blue sea.

Sometimes living on land gets too normal. You gotta switch things up, you know? Make shit interesting. Like Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj (or your straight edge wardrobe). You need press worthy, eccentric, entirely outrageous. You need Lindsay Lohan like attention minus the daddy drama and multiple trips to rehab.

So what do you do? You start living on a boat, but of course. Not just any boat though, a huge awesome mansion boat. One that looks like Celine Dion’s house in Florida. Or perhaps just your own tropical island paradise on an enormous private yacht that Kate Moss would cruise on? Hey, whatever floats your boat.

One thing we do know for sure though—Miley Cyrus is definitely asking papa Ray for one of these floating houses for Christmas:

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About the author

Elizabeth Mitchell

Born and raised in NC, Liz attended college at NYU before making the move to the City of Angels where she currently resides. She has an uncanny love for all things neon, prefers regular to diet and secretly wishes she were a hipster because it’d be ironic. Follow her on twitter at your own risk: @emitchell456

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