Bitching someone out, or “reading” someone “for filth” is one of the most important skills to have in this world. Learning how to stand up for yourself is a vital step in your personal development, but learning how to stand up for yourself and tear someone else to shreds is just plain fun.
That being said, you will probably have the most cause to bitch someone out when you are in a foreign country, because that is when people are most likely to misunderstand your American-ness for rude behavior. To help you navigate these situations, here are a few ways to curse people out, in different languages.
Japanese- Urusai Gakia [Shut up brat]
French- Ttourne enculer les mouces [Go fuck a cow]
German- Arschgesicht [Ass face]
Hebrew- Noshech kariot [Pillow biter]
Italian- Figlio di puttana [Son of a whore
Latin- Irrumator [Bastard]
Moroccan- Mook kebba [Your mother is a whore]
Persian- Kosefil [Elephant’s cunt]
Russian- Kor-rovie khuy-ee [You mother sucks cow dicks]
Spanish- Me cago en ti [I shit over you]
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