Beating the men off with a stick? Ex wants you back and won’t take no for an answer? Here’s a surefire way to turn them off, forever:
Wear these bad-boys on blind dates, when walking down dark alleys, or if you never want to get laid again. Also, make sure to wear them on top of your tights, because that’s not fucking weird or unsanitary.
NuttyTarts, a Finnish design duo, created the “Hairy Underwear Collection” just in case you get a bad case of waxer’s remorse. Get them shipped overnight, though– wouldn’t want your actual hair to grow back in and ruin all of the IRONY. For the low price of $95, you too can own the entire collection (hairy leggings, hairy panties, and hairy chest).
Sorry, I’m gunna go out on a limb here and say that spending $95 on American Apparel spandex covered in pube art is fucking stupid. If you want to be hairy, just stop shaving. I get that underwear covered in pubes is supposed to shock people, but if I were a dude I’d be more shocked if I encountered a woman with her biological bush grown in. Who wants to help me monetize that?
I’d rather spend the money on a case of Veet. I think other than a bridal shower gag gift, useless product.
I was a bit shocked… I wouldn’t spend that much on underwear either. I’d just screen print my own undies..,
I do think this is funny though, since so many people- a lot of women-seem to be scared of hair ‘down there.’ Not using it as a euphemism… I think that phrase is funny too.
If I was single, I think I’d try that effed up senario of these bad, erm, girls, worn over some pantyhoe. (Typo is intentional.)
PS. In all my dating life I’ve never shaved my crotch bare or had a brazilian and I’m not gross…just fashionable with slight hippie leanings, ha ha.