Crystal dildo: the newest sex trend to hit the masturbation scene.
I have always wondered how cavewomen masturbated. Cavemen seem like the kind of guys who would just bend you over a rock and do their business, which as we all know is hot in theory, and horrible in practice. Enter: Crystal dildos.
The healing powers of crystals have been celebrated since antiquity, so if your vagina is feeling a little depressed perhaps a crystal dildo is in order.
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Sex toys nowadays come in every shape, size and synthetic material, so why not shove a stone up your cooch?
The good news is, the crystal dildos are all natural so you don’t have to worry about harmful chemicals or parabens. The shape is also a lot less intimidating to men, which is good because nothing says ‘I am not satisfied with your penis’ then pulling out a huge black rubber dildo and asking to get railed like Amtrak. #TooSoon?
