I’m Not A Model, I’m Just That Hot

Written by Vivianne

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen guys try to seduce me using the “You’re so pretty, you should be a model” pickup line. I’ll say it straight up: it doesn’t work. I’m 5’6 and 125 pounds and not fooling anyone. Buy me a dirty martini instead. I’m def ordering this shirt from H&M, to shut them lame-o cocktail bar flirters off… with a cute smile 🙂

Psst my girl is actually modeling this shirt and she’s got a fun Posterous blog I like to check out.

About the author


Bryce's future stay-at-home wife, but for now a prolific lifestyle writer, artist rep and full-time hustler. Loves happy hour sushi, elephants, caffeine, hiking canyons, extra dirty martinis, nerds, chocolate chip cookies, artichokes (cause they have a heart), photography, designer dresses, collecting fragrances and taking care of business.

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