Was your baby’s first word “McQueen” instead of “mama”? Does your baby cry every time you hand it a garish Toys R Us teddy bear? Do you find your baby refusing to eat and/or spitting up a lot? If so, then that’s a good sign. It means your baby is going to make it in the cutthroat fashion industry. Nurture your baby’s sartorial inclinations by providing them with designer teddy bears.
^Alexander McQueen reincarnated as a teddy bear ^
^Pucci is still better than Fisher Price^
^If your baby errs on the conservative side, go with this Kate Spade bear^
^Dress baby in a vintage 70s wrap onesie, then bestow this Diane Von Furstenberg bear upon it^
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