FASHION Jewelry

Jewelry that Spreads Oral Herpes (possibly)

Written by Bryce

Tonight’s find from FadMashion? Jewelry that’s been in someone’s mouth.  And you don’t know what mouth the jewelry was crafted from, so there’s a good chance the original wearer (or chewer) had oral herpes, strep throat, or was just a total oral whore.

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To be fair, the $300 retail price for this Kiel Mead design is far less than the price of a retainer from your local orthodontist.  You’ll just have to hope it fits.

Other classy designs by this Brooklyn “creative” include this drillbit necklace for $100.  It’s the ideal gift for a lady you just want to drill.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

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