I’m sure we all remember Halloween 2009 fondly… it was the first major holiday where the entire nation dressed up as Jon & Kate. We donned Ed Hardy, large diamond-ish studs, and invested in the finest L.A. Looks hair gel to complete the look. It was tons of fun, and in my mind, there’s no reason for the fun to stop. So maybe you don’t want to dress up as Jon anymore (understood, bad for the sex life), but there’s no reason why your dog shouldn’t dress up like a mini Jonny G. Seriously, it’s a conversation piece. Imagine all the friends you’ll make when you take your pup to the dog park! You can expect to illicit responses from sexy ladies like “Yo, I like yah dawg’s spahkles ‘n crap.”
I know, now you’re thinking “Oh sh*t, all my dreams just came true… I’ll pay ANY amount of money for that fly look. Where do I get it?” Well, I’m glad you asked.
Kane & Couture makes a full line of blingtastic doggie gear that ranges from Gosselin-guido to sexy-Jersey-shore pink doggie fatigues. But obviously Fido’s look isn’t complete with just a hoodie… there’s one more over-the-top Jon Gosselin accessory that every look-alike pooch absolutely MUST HAVE.
Yup, the over the top tacky and gweed-tastic fake diamonds in Jon’s ear. The very same earrings that Nancy Grace called him out on by saying, “You got on TWO diamond earrings.” Whew, more good news, your pup can go head-to-head in battle with Nancy Grace now, too.
I don’t have a dog, but there’s a good chance I’ll be dressing my 1 year old son in these fabulous fashions… Every Manhattan baby needs to have a distinct style. I think down the road he’ll thank me for making his style Ed Hardy and magnetic rhinestone earrings.
i am quite disappointed with Jon Gosselin, i tought he was a good father, it turns out that he was just another womanizer.