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Just Another Day Making Babies

Written by Emily

While watching Lost with my friend last week, we were talking about how silver foxy Matthew Fox really is.  Somehow the topic of “I really wish I could make a baby with him” came up, and we found the solution, without the risk of gaining a restraining order.  The lovely people of Volkswagon have come up with the “Babymaker 3000” program so you can sit and make babies with whoever you want!  Other ideas for this invention?  Are you pregnant or want to be and you pray to God that your baby comes out looking less like Sadie Sandler (yeah, I went there) and more like any of the Gosselins(they are all freaking cute)?!  Well now you can find out!

So me, being ultimately crazy, started with Matthew Fox, and just went from there.  All you need to do is go to the Routan BabyMaker 3000, insert Mom and Dads picture and start making babies without any of the responsibility or the possibility of contracting any of Paris’ diseases.  Have fun!

My baby with Matthew Fox

My baby with Matthew Fox

My baby with Angelina, shes the Dad

Lesbian crush Angelina, shes baby crazy

For some reason, Spongebob and my baby came out black, but really cute. WEIRD

Not sure how my baby with a Sponge came out better, and darker than with anyone else. Must be some killer DNA down in a pineapple under the sea

About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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