10 Other Things I Want To Start A Kickstarter For

Kickstarter is a great way to fund all of my dreams.

If you haven’t heard, a man recently went viral when he started a kickstarter to make a potato salad. As kickstarter has kind of loosened their rules on what you could fund, a man just wanted $10 to make a potato salad because times are tough. Guess what he wound up with? He sourced $36,000 and now has to throw a potato salad party.

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Well, since this a thing. I’ve thought up 10 things I would really like to start a kickstarter for. Let me know how we get this going, kay?

1. To fund New Yorker sidewalks and tourist sidewalks
2. To fund people that the world would be a better place if we all stuck to the right.
3. To fund and find out what you’ve done for Janet Jackson lately.
4. To fund my Kardashian:Hollywood obsession.
5. To fund my summer friday happy hour obsession.
6. To fund everyone in being the most luxury they could ever be.
7. To fund Paris Hilton’s singing career.
8. To fund a game of dodgeball during New York Fashion Week.
9. To fund me replacing the Ray-Ban sunglasses I lost.
10. To fund everyone finding their own happiness.