Kitty Kat Luxe

As you may know, Steph & I share our apartment with a cat named Cowboy Curtis (CC for short!). She’s the best thing since individually packaged kitty treats.  However… Little CC has a problem with being all up in our grills all day erry day (yes, she’s fixed. no, she hasn’t stopped seductively grazing our guests). She’s elitist, and she can give Lana a run for her money in the sexuality department. We try to teach her to sleep in places other than on top of our head, in either of our beds, but no such luck. NOT good for kitty-business.  We’ve tried all sorts of tricks to keep her out of our sleeping quarters. Nothing has worked! WHY?!?!

We learned that our alternative sleeping arrangements were just not as luxurious as she would prefer. The little princess (read: bitch) wants 5 star accommodations. So we gave in and got her a ‘Puppy Hugger‘ to solve our issues. And what do you know…polka dots and all, CC LOVES IT.

Exhibit A:

There she is. Just kickin’ back in her firm yet plush, fuzzy yet smooth bed. She doesn’t have to worry about patting down a specially sized spot for her to insert her wee little booty in.  So worth the luxury pricepoint, when it comes to pet beds, Puppy Huggerâ„¢ is by far the most luxurious line I’ve seen. The one I picked up was the one-piece luxury dog bed with a well cushioned middle to cradle small dogs (cats), medium-sized dogs, and large dogs in their favorite sleeping position. Fully reversible, like two luxury dog beds in one!  She loves her polka dots, and hasn’t slept on my face, OR Steph’s, since it entered our apartment.  Success!! We recommend the Puppy Huggerâ„¢ for anyone who is trying to ween their pet from sleeping on their bed, or for a fab holiday gift for your special friend. Heck, I’d sleep in one of these if they made real people sizes.   Available online at PuppyHugger.com

When not chillaxin’ in her bed, she’s all about luxury kitty play time.  And if you’re like us, and in the market for kitty klothing, toys & jewels- we recommend Trixie + Peanut right here in NYC. They carry high end & modern bows, collars, toys and even nip (only that good sh*t).  You want it, they’ve got it. Check out their petroleum free, 100% recycled plastic collars for dogs/cats and their array of holiday fun!

'Chewish' Cat Toys - Trixie + Peanut $6

Find them online or in NYC :23 East 20th Street btwn Park & Broadway.

Lastly, to put the cherry on top of our little kitty’s sundae, we wanted to go the extra luxurious mile.  Well, we researched the extra mile, at least. Steph & I still have not worked out the logistics that would go in to putting an effing WIG on our effing CAT, but we know if we were to, it would be only the best, RHWO Atlanta-esque pieces from  KittyWigs.com, gurl. Only the best. Check out their book ‘GLAMOURPUSS’ and iPhone app, and then tell me that there’s no God.