You know you’re a total creep when you spend your day figuring out crafty ways to watch women take a piss in a public place- like the mall, for example.
University of Birmingham student Joel Hardman was caught trying to secretly film women on his mobile phone, the Birmingham Mail reports. The 22-year-old from Edgbaston was seen sneaking into the women’s toilets “dressed like a mannequin with a mask and a wig” earlier this month.
When security guards nabbed him after he emerged from the locked cubicle, Hardman admitted to performing a sexual act and said: “I’ve been a bit weird.”
He also told police he found the sound of women on the toilet sexually exciting and said: “It’s good you’ve caught me — maybe now I’ll stop.”
The moral of this story is two-fold.
- Stay away from pissing in Australian shopping malls if you want to keep your privates private
- Don’t be a total creep