Before you get too excited, I should probably tell you that Dildo Island is in Canada. As if it could get any worse, Dildo Island is just the name (I imagined it being home to a dildo factory that would make Willy Wonka’s vagina jealous, but I was wrong). It isn’t the home to the world’s first dildo, and there are no huge phallus-shaped rock formations.
It is however, situated off the coast of the town of Dildo, and in the 1800s it was home to The Dildo Island Hatchery (where they hatched and farmed codfish- yet another disappointment, Canada).
The one dildo-related fact about the island came from an archaeological excavation in 1995, where they discovered dildo-shaped spearhead artifacts from as far back as AD 150, thought to be used for seal hunting.
If you ever find yourself in Canada looking for a good Instagram photo, Dildo Island is probably your best (and only) bet.
You should also consider visiting Douche-bag Island, birthplace of our very own Justin Bieber.
