Lil Rubber Babies: Abornaments

Written by Vivianne

Running out of inspiration to decorate your Xmas tree? Talk about taking the holiday spirit a little too far.

From Abornament’s mission statement on Etsy:

“no ACTUAL babies were harmed in the creation of these ornaments, and no one is going to run out and get 1,000 abortions simply because they saw a fake fetus hanging out of a glittery felt vagina.”

Funny or horrible? I say OMFG.

Our savior lights our way

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Bryce's future stay-at-home wife, but for now a prolific lifestyle writer, artist rep and full-time hustler. Loves happy hour sushi, elephants, caffeine, hiking canyons, extra dirty martinis, nerds, chocolate chip cookies, artichokes (cause they have a heart), photography, designer dresses, collecting fragrances and taking care of business.

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