Lindsay Lohan, of the I don’t remember why I’m supposed to care Lohans, was in for a rude awakening this morning when she was informed that her going to jail is pretty much imminent.
Lohan was offered a plea that included jail time, but hasn’t accepted it. Judge Keith Schwartz, who will handle her sentencing if she does accept the plea, basically told her that he doesn’t care about the prestigious Lohan name – he only looks at prior records when sentencing. And not to be a bitch, but Rumors was a really weak song so I’m going to have to go ahead and say that she’s fucked. “I don’t care that you’re Lindsay Lohan,” Judge Schwartz told her. I don’t care either, Schwartzy – you are honorable, indeed.
This bitch needs to just go to jail already. What are you so busy doing that you’re fighting this tooth and nail? It’s not like you’re working. It’s not like your family is going to judge you (haha). At least go get your street cred on. At least get your sick jail body on (it’s like the one you have now, but less cocaine-inspired). At least go someplace where no one can bleach your hair for you. And then in six months, you’ll be released and cleaned up and no one will even remember that you stole some 22K necklace and got a bunch of DUIs and starred in Herbie Fully Loaded. Did we learn nothing from Martha Stewart?
That’s “DIRTY LAUNDRY”… it belongs in the Trash-Bin < along with the writer !!!
Thank you, come again.
steph is freakin’ awesome
that’s all i have to say about that