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Lets Talk About the Lion Murdering Cheerleader

Kendall Jones
Written by Gary

Kendall Jones has become Internet famous for hunting and killing big game.

Kendall Jones

I know you must have heard about this by now, but there is a lion murdering cheerleader on the loose in Africa, and she must be stopped.

Kendall Jones, a cheerleader at Texas Tech University has been hunting big game in Africa since she was 13-years-old. She has come under fire recently for posting photos of her murderous rampages on Facebook. I don’t know what possesses people to hunt big game, but is it really that hard to shoot an elephant or Rhino? The targets are so huge that you could hit them from a mile away. Lions basically just sit around in the shade and let their wives do all the hard work, as anyone who has ever been on a safari knows. Basically, Kendall Jones is just a pretty girl that is really good at aiming a gun. She’s from Texas in case you didn’t know. Is anyone surprised?

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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