Luxury Butt Alert: 24k Gold-Embossed Toilet Paper

Written by Bryce

Luxury butts deserve no less than 24K gold toilet paper. Amen.

This most luxurious bath tissue is available to purchase for a mere €179 ($247) per roll thanks to German designer Fritz Loibl. Throwing your money down the crapper has never been easier– but you have to admit, this is exactly the kind of thank you gift you tush deserves (after diamonds, obviously) if you decide to give your bum to someone special. Also, is this now officially the most expensive toilet paper on the market? One wonders.

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Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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