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How to Make a Red Velvet Brain Cake for Halloween

This red velvet brain cake is the perfect treat for Halloween.

I am a huge fan of novelty cakes, mostly because #peniscakes. Halloween also happens to be my favorite holiday, obviously because I love any excuse to go out practically naked, wearing a mask, and traipse around town taking Instagram photos with strangers. This red velvet brain cake combines both my love of novelty cakes, and Halloween.

Peeled grapes in a bowl? Boring. ‘spaghetti’ brains in a jar? It’s been done. If you really want to freak some kids out this year, you should probably at least attempt this brain cake. The good news is, even if it fails miserably you can sell it as a smashed brain cake, which is probably even better. I’m not going to tell you how to make it since my name isn’t Betty Crocker, so refer to the video for any questions you may have.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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