Crazy Cat Lady Sign [$14 capestreasure.com]
I’ll be the first to admit it, I hate cats (except Jinxy cat and DJ Kitty, of course). I don’t know why or when it happened exactly because I used to have a quirky cat named Tom for a while growing up, but now they just scare the bejeezus out of me. I mean, no joke, I literally have a mini freak out every time I see one. The way they hunch their backs and purr and rub up against your leg, shit seriously creeps me out. Especially stray cats, they’re the worst. Perhaps that’s why I’m so perplexed as to why anyone would ever want to deck their house out with a ton of crazy cat decor? Please don’t buy this stuff…and if you do, post the sign above out front to warn people. Trust me, they need to know. Homeboy can even make your sign say cat man if necessary.
Regal Art and Gift Hanging Hooks Key Rack Cat [$12.57 sears.com]
Simone Cat Tiger Striped Wall Clock [$40.39 wayfair.com]
Stained Glass Cat Lovers Table Lamp [$69.95 windandweather.com]
‘Princess Toots’ – Cat’s Coming Wall Sticker [$30.79 bouf.com]
Hello Kitty Deluxe Recliner [$89.88 walmart.com]
