Drunken Munchkin Kittens

Written by Gary

Munchkin cats are a new breed short-legged cat, complete with drunken googley eyes.

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Arriving on the scene in the 1990s, short-legged munchkin cats have been stomping the runways of the world on tiny, stunted legs ever since. Munchkin cats are basically the cat equivalent of a dachshund, and even though they may suffer from back, hip, and leg problems, they make up for it in overall cuteness.

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Although they aren’t fully recognized by all the cat associations of the world, munchkin cats don’t care, because they are very clearly drunk. I haven’t been able to pinpoint whether their crazy eyes are an actual genetic mutation, or just a happy accident, but all the kitten photos I have found resemble the drunken Facebook posts of a confused 18-year-old sorority girl after accepting a drink from a 3-year senior that still lives on campus.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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