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My Life Goal = Wear Jorts Endlessly

14 years ago
by Ashley

I can’t wait for my life to be just like Monique’s.

My top 5 life goals, before becoming a Granny:

  1. To stay healthy, happy, fulfilled & looking youthful by ANY means necessary. (Botox, here I come.)
  2. Get a bulldog puppy and name said bulldog puppy Twinkletoes, so I’m able to scream ‘TWINKLETOES!’ while running after said puppy through the park..
  3. Get through at least my 20’s without major alcohol induced liver damage or a major alcohol induced baby.
  4. Live somewhere for an extended period of time that doesn’t require owning a snow shovel.
  5. Wear as many pairs of jorts as humanly possible – at least until I’m 65 – like my girl Monique, above. Werrrrrk.

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Ashley

a fun-loving, twenty-something living in Brooklyn. She spends most of her time absorbing all the life, tofu and whiskey that NYC has to offer. Her current obsessions? BDG High-waisted leggings, vintage boot shopping in Williamsburg, Katherine Kwei's sling bag and Melanie Marie's two-finger horn ring.

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