I don’t know which hole this baby is planning to emerge from, but Houston: We may have a problem.
Mention the sizes of other pregnant women.
Telling a woman that your sister was only half her size when she was with child, is basically like calling her unborn baby a fat ass. Telling a woman she is barely showing in comparison to other pregnancies you have seen is basically like pronouncing that her baby is a totes midge. Pregnant women, like the penises that got them pregnant, come in all shapes and sizes. Enjoy the diversity, people. One love.
