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Nine Ways to Annoy a Pregnant Woman

ways to annoy a pregnant woman

This is what my pregnancy would look like: a belly ring, a glass of Merlot, and fuckin yoga pants.

Drink in front of her.

I don’t care what any pregnant woman says; they all desperately want to drink. While I have personal evidence that one or two drinks won’t kill a baby in utero, I am no doctor, so save the cocktails for the delivery room.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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