Jetsetting, trendsetting Suri Cruise is no noob when it comes to creating buzz – and her latest fad diet has got the paps both drooling at the mouth and pleading, “More, Suri! More!”
What has the brunette vixen done this time? After partying it up at the Broadway show Wicked with mom and fellow celeb Katie Holmes, Suri satisfied her appetite with food of a phallic nature – Penis Gummies. Suri devoured the naughty treats right in the middle of the Theater District. One innocent bystander claims they saw her licking sugar off of her fingers in a provocative manner.
While I think Suri should make more of an effort to keep it classy in public, I’m relieved to hear that she’s eating. Wasn’t she starting to look… well, a bit thin? I mean, it’s her body, but she is a rolemodel and we all know that once a girl gets all weight-obsessed, it’s a slippery slope. Go ‘head and eat those gummy penises, Suri! You’re beautiful the way you are!
oh thats just wrong! Those are for bachlorette parties right?