People of Panama City takes trashy to the next level.
I may have lived in New York for the past 7 years, but I will always, always be from Panama City, Florida. It doesn’t matter how long you are away, or if you never live there again, if you were born and raised in Panama City you will never escape.
Personally, I never want to. I don’t know of any other place that is both so abundantly beautiful and ridiculously trashy at the same time. Panama City is basically Alabama on meth, because it is about 50 times more trashy based solely on the fact that it is in Florida instead of Alabama. If you need an example, I recall a certain trip to the beach I took with my boyfriend, where we stopped at the drive through liquor store to buy a handle of rum for the two of us, and they gave us to-go cups, with ice, and straws. Needless to say we got shit-faced before we even arrived, and ended up fucking all over the place.
In case any of you are wondering, this is the liquor store by the movie theater on 23rd street near the Hathaway bridge.
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Anyway, my point is that Panama City is the trashiest place on the fucking planet and I couldn’t be more proud to have grown up there. So enjoy these photos from the ‘People of Panama City’ Facebook page, and watch as we give Alabama a run for it’s money.
That first photo has to be photo-shopped :O lol (I really hope it isn’t)