“…Thy shalt never take thyself too seriously.” It is written in the back of a piss stained porno mag beside a urinal in a 7-11 in Musketnuts, VA. And it is the motto by which I live my life. I love pranking my friends. Ask anyone in my inner circle and they will regale you of stories of all the horrible things I have done to them. Sometimes I wonder: Is there a limit?
Here is a list of the first 3 hijinx that come to mind, when I think of all the bamboozling I have pulled over the years. I ask the timeless question of you–Did I go too far or not far enough?
- A certain lesbian friend of mine tripped as we were walking to the car. I happened to be peeing near where she fell. So I redirected my stream and pissed on her head, forever marking her as my beaverloving property.
- A friend of mine was in a relationship with a guy he didn’t like that much–but was staying with him out of pity. I took my friends phone and wrote: “I know we haven’t said this yet, but I cant help it. I am in love with you.” Which lead to a lot of subsequent awkward “I love you’s” and the breakup of my dreams!
- A certain lesbian friend of mine wanted a makeover. We were really f*cked up. I told her I was putting on concealer, when in reality I was using eyeshadow. Before she knew it she was in full blackface, resembling a dyketastic Gary Coleman.
I can’t be the only one out there that gets enjoyment out of this. What is the worst thing you have ever done to one of your friends?
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