Pumpkin Spice Triscuits Exist, Basic Snacking Soars

Written by Bryce

Pumpkin spice Triscuits exist and we’re 100% pleased with this development.

We do not even care how basic you think the pumpkin spice trend is, because if we’re all being entirely honest — Fall genuinely is a great season, and all the associated flavors, spices, and scents of it are perfect. All that is about to get even better for humans though, because it turns out pumpkin spice triscuits are actually a thing you can buy now. Consider snacking on them when you’re dutifully applying your pumpkin spice makeup.

Are you excited? Get excited. This is exciting.

Technically they’re not pumpkin spice Triscuits, but actually “cinnamon and nutmeg Triscuits” but whatever, because we all know that cinnamon and nutmeg are the two most important components of pumpkin spice. Like, your latte in leggings would be meaningless without cinnamon and nutmeg. If you’re wondering what you’d top pumpkin spice triscuits with, the answers is not meat. Definitely not meat. But here are some ideas:

  • Cream cheese
  • Gouda
  • Apple slices
  • Apple or pumpkin butter (or both!)
  • Roasted squash cubes, with or without blue cheese
  • Dollop of vanilla pudding with a sprinkle of additional cinnamon
  • Rice pudding (sounds crazy, but YASSS!)
  • Small scoops of coffee ice cream between two Triscuits for a crunchy, savory-meets-sweet PSL latte ice cream sandwich


Six crackers ring in at a modest 120 calories, and a box retails for $3.69 at grocery stores. It’s totally legit to do your happy dance now, if you’re wondering.

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About the author


Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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