In ironic news, Paris Hilton basically called someone else a whore, and by person I mean the entire gay community. A (notoriously shady as fuck) NYC taxi driver recorded her on Fashions Night Out talking to her friends and saying that “Gay guys are the horniest people in the world. They’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS.”
When I read it, the first thing I couldn’t help but think was : “By golly, she’s right.” Not about the AIDS part, but we are definitely the horniest people in the world. This is because gay men are still men, and when you put two men who are super horny together, nature takes over. If women didn’t have “headaches” “periods” and “pregnancies,” straight men would be recognized for being just as horny. My problem with Paris Hilton’s statement is only that it is hypocritical. She got famous for letting some dirty douche-bag stick it in her back end on camera, after all. The other interesting part of this story is that Hilton’s iconic platinum fuck-me-in-the-B hair extensions have no doubt always been installed by a gay man. Shes a fagnet– a gay man magnet. For this reason only I am 100% sure she made the comments, but I am also 100% sure she was amongst gay company, and didn’t mean to offend anyone.
That being said, I think her camp spinning the story so that it appears she was talking about “unprotected sex between any two people” instead of gays is fucking stupid. I have personally seen documented evidence of Paris Hilton having sex, and there were no condoms anywhere to be seen. I read a post on Perez Hilton today that spun the story so hard in her favor that my asshole inverted, but everyone knows that Perez Hilton has a deal with Paris that he won’t say anything bad about her so that he doesn’t get sued for using that name.
The Luxury Spot has no such agreement with Ms. Hilton. It is abundantly clear to everyone that follows popular culture at all that Paris Hilton’s 15 minutes are over (or about 45, if you watch the video), usurped by her one-time friend Kim Kardashian (whose backlash has already begun, thanks to Beyonce). I truly think that this little comment was blown totally out of proportion, but at least she got 12 more seconds of relevance out of it.
Bravo, Paris. Still finding ways to force people to remember you.
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