Scare yourself shitless while you shit.
Wish your man would quit stinking up the bathroom? Scare him shitless the next time he goes to drop a deuce with a short horror story printed on toilet paper. Yes, seriously, this actually exists. And the best part is, it’s entitled “Drop” and set in a public restroom. WTF!? Luckily, there’s several copies of the story printed on each roll in case someone wipes their ass with the page you were on.
Born and raised in NC, Liz attended college at NYU before making the move to the City of Angels where she currently resides. She has an uncanny love for all things neon, prefers regular to diet and secretly wishes she were a hipster because it’d be ironic. Follow her on twitter at your own risk: @emitchell456
