Reader Perfects Her Rump with Zaggora Pants Test-Drive

Every now and then we get pretty wild pitches from publicists for products claiming to make us prettier, smarter, leaner, sexier, more worldly, and occasionally even more interesting. Typically we just hit “delete” on anything claiming to make us skinnier because we know it’ll involve insane chemicals or a healthy dose of BS. This pitch for Zaggora Hot Pants was a wee bit different, though. It only claimed to make our asses better, and better asses are something we can really stand behind. So we figured we’d farm out the test driving to a real reader.

Meet Valerie. She’s a well educated 28 year old lawyer living and working in NYC. She doesn’t have all the time in the world to work out between slaving away behind torts and trying to maintain a normal social life… so she welcomed the additional “help” of pants that encourage ass-tasticalness.

“When you are wearing the Zaggora pants they are just very comfortable work out pants, the material is thick and is’ like wearing leggings.” And that’s just sort of how they work. Scientifically speaking, they manage to help remove about 4 times the normal amount of water weight in your legs compared to wearing normal work out clothes. “When you take them off though you definitely are sweaty underneath them and they are a little wet, but overall i liked working out in them. They are comfortable, keep you a little warmer, and I ended up wearing them around just because.”

That’s a plus for immediate results, and ideal if you’re trying to have a skinny tush and legs for a date later that night. While these pants don’t promise long term results, we think they’re probably good for getting the motivation train going and encouraging more regular workouts.

And, our research uncovered another simple scientific fact: Valerie’s boyfriend seemed to appreciate her awesome ass.

Available at Zaggora.com