Kimye was recently seen leaving Kanye’s humble abode in matching ensembles. Now, I’m no expert, but doesn’t that mean that your relationship is about to crumble, the female in the relationship is about to shave her head and have a few trailer park-y kids, and the male is about to launch an acting career and marry a successful actress? I mean, that’s what happened last time a high-profile celebrity couple wore matching outfits…or maybe that outcome was only unfavorable because the matching outfits in question were deplorably heinous denim messes. I think a white peplum and a fierce leather pant should bode positively for the relationship.
