Relationship Spotting: Matching Couples

Written by emilyc

Kimye was recently seen leaving Kanye’s humble abode in matching ensembles. Now, I’m no expert, but doesn’t that mean that your relationship is about to crumble, the female in the relationship is about to shave her head and have a few trailer park-y kids, and the male is about to launch an acting career and marry a successful actress? I mean, that’s what happened last time a high-profile celebrity couple wore matching outfits…or maybe that outcome was only unfavorable because the matching outfits in question were deplorably heinous denim messes. I think a white peplum and a fierce leather pant should bode positively for the relationship.


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Emily is a New Yorker trapped in a Floridian's body and loves every minute of her big city life. With a major in international business and years of being surrounded by ill-fitting suits and all the wrong shoes, she learned that the importance of fashion needs to be communicated to the world. To her, fashion is on the same level as charity work and feeding hungry children. Emily can be found frolicking the streets of her gayborhood enjoying the off-color humor of the gays.

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