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Russian Thought of the Day

Written by Bryce

This is the way to a Russian man’s heart.

Like I mentioned once before, worldliness comes from speaking many tongues. Here’s your Russian thought of the day… please pass this on to all the Russians you care about.


Tvayi valastiye yaytsa takiye nezhniye shto ya hachu obtirat ih s mayom litzom = The fur on your balls is so soft I want to rub my face against it.

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a New York mom to five growing kids, wife to one great husband and professional shopping editor. You've seen her work in Reader's Digest, Taste of Home, Family Handyman, MSN, Today's Parent, Fashion Magazine, Chatelaine, NBC and so many other beloved brands.