Russian Thought of the Day

Written by Bryce

This is the way to a Russian man’s heart.

Like I mentioned once before, worldliness comes from speaking many tongues. Here’s your Russian thought of the day… please pass this on to all the Russians you care about.

Tvayi valastiye yaytsa takiye nezhniye shto ya hachu obtirat ih s mayom litzom = The fur on your balls is so soft I want to rub my face against it.

About the author


Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

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