Save A Horse, Ride An Airline Seat

Written by Emily

Everyone has heard about how airlines are trying to pack more people onto flights, but one method designed by Italian company Aviointeriors, allows you to “sit at an angle with no more than 23 inches between their perch and the seat in front of them.” This would be perfect for the male traveler that doesn’t care about their crotch. See image below.

It looks like the chick in the ad (who bares a ridiculous resemblance to Kristen Wiig) is enjoying a little turbulence in her saddle seat. Aviointeriors says these seats will be ideal “for flights anywhere from one to possibly even up to three hours.” Ummm sure, if you don’t plan on walking or sitting for a day or so. The only way I want that to hurt down there not allowing me to sit or walk like if I was on a saddle is from a good night before. They justify this saying that “cowboys ride eight hours on their horses during the day and still feel comfortable in the saddle.” Yea, but they are cowboys, and I don’t think these seats are meant to be ridden. NEXT IDEA!

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