Just in case you haven’t had your dose of disgusting news for the day, in London, people at one lucky communications firm now have the pleasure of licking Jaffa Cakes off their elevator walls. Yup, it’s the world’s first lickable wallpaper (if you don’t count the yummy goodness seen in Willy Wonka) and was created by chef Heston Blumenthal and artist Damien Hirst. Because uh, sticking your tongue out to touch anything in a public place isn’t gross or unsanitary or anything? Nah, don’t worry folks, a bell boy is on call to remove all your spit covered cakes. The real issue here is, what if you’re really hungry and want to eat the whole damn Jaffa Cake off the wall? I’d be down for free dessert in the elevator, just saying…
