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How to Have Sex on a Plane Without Getting Caught

This video shows you how to join the mile high club without getting busted.

 

Truthfully, I have never really wanted to have sex on a plane. There have definitely been more than a few guys I definitely wanted to fuck on a plane, but the idea of getting it on while old ladies and young children wait patiently outside to void their bowels sort of kills the mood for me. I will admit I have done some light petting and random grasping when traveling with boyfriends of the past, but we have never gotten into any full-on penetration, or even oral.

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I can totally understand why having sex on a plane does appeal to people however, (although all of these people are undoubtedly skinny), so in case someone out there needs explicit instructions, I present to you, this video.

I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that the guy in the video is one of the ones I would definitely have sex with, on a plane, or a boat, in a moat, with a goat.

First I would have to open the emergency doors and get rid of his girlfriend, though. I am thinking maybe I should make an instructional video about that.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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