Six Hairstyles for Any Occasion, Modeled by Men Who Look Like Jesus

I may not know much about vaginas, but I do know a little bit about hair. For instance, I know that different events and occasions call for different hairstyles.

funny hairstyles

A favorite of Jessa, from girls. Best paired with a fake British accent and thrift store culottes.

You wouldn’t wear pigtails to a black-tie event, would you? (Exception: if that black tie event is an awards ceremony for your illustrious porn career.) A tight ballerina bun isn’t appropriate for a laid- back, weed clouded music festival, right? (Exception: if your hair is pulled back because everyone is so high you are worried someone will mistake you for a bush and try to have sex behind you.) Anyway, my point is that you should adjust your hair appropriately for different situations, and since Jesus is all-knowing, there is really nobody better to teach you. Unfortunately, Jesus is on vacation in South Beach, so you will have to settle for six guys that resemble him.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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