FASHION

Snuggies: Not Just A Fashion Don’t

Written by Steph

It’s a life don’t. The Snuggie is one of those terrible ideas that are so excruciatingly simple that you think, “wow, that’s so simple; why didn’t I think of that?”. You didn’t think of it, because it’s completely unnecessary. Do you have a robe? Put it on backwards. Free Snuggie!

Snuggies are like footsie pajamas, except exponentially less cool. They come in terrible colors. They’re shapeless. No one should be caught dead or alive wearing this thing.

I’ve sat idly by for too long on this issue. There’s a Snuggie Pub Crawl in the works, planned to go down on April 18th in major cities across the United States: Chicago, Atlanta, Austin, Boston, Dallas, Denver, Los Angeles, New York, San Francisco, Seattle and Washington, D.C. I don’t know about you, but going to a pub crawl in my Snuggie that mysteriously looks like cult-wear doesn’t sound like such a great idea. If you do go, steer clear of the “punch”.

This sums up my opinion:

I’m still cool with ShamWow, though.

About the author

Steph

a born-and-bred Brooklyn brunette prone to excessive alliteration. Follow her on Twitter @omgstephlol. Read more here.

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