These tasty treats are creamy and delicious (pun intended, or not), and serve as a classy little way to tell your boyfriend, “pony up, because my biological timeclock is ticking.”
Use your traditional cupcake recipe, but pre-make the spermatozoa by piping drops of melted chocolate onto wax paper. Allow to set in fridge, and follow up with a squiggly tale. Refrigerate again till hard.