Top 5 Tasteless Halloween Costumes for 2014

Halloween costumes we should all avoid this year.

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Joan Rivers

Even though I think she would probably get a kick out of it, unless you are wearing a plastic mask you are probably just going to look like a slut in a bad wig. #TooSoon

In my circle of friends, I am the king of Halloween. Nobody puts in more effort to look slutty than I do, and I normally spend the entire month of October helping my friends put together homemade outfits that showcase as much skin as possible, and all revolve around a theme. Then, on Halloween we spend all the money we hide in our crotches trying to get drunk to fend off the bitter cold.

Needless to say, Halloween is an important holiday to me, so here are 5 tasteless Halloween costumes that America should avoid this year.

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About the author


Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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