Dear parents and people who know kids,
Jimmy Kimmel recently encouraged parents across the country to offer their children one early holiday gift and replace the normal toy or exciting item with something totally crappy… like a half-eaten sandwich. What the parents recorded is pretty priceless, and reminds us all that children in America are spoiled SOB’s. That being said, we should each have at least 3-4 children so we know that the American population will outdo the population of any other country (buzz off, China). Get out there and breed!
xo
Bryce Gruber
This is awesome. The ripened banana! Haha