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The Clintons: Getting you Cracked And Screwed

Written by Emily

HAHA GET IT?!?!  Hillary Clinton is a ball buster and they turned her into a nutcracker! Genius.  You always said you wanted to get screwed by Bill Clinton right?!  Now you can!  Well you can imagine its you while you unscrew your wine bottle.

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About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."